December 2011
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Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
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When I knocked the coffee cup
from its ledge, and it broke
into the shower,...
– Karen Schubert, Breaking (via flakkery)
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that’s awkward
charliezard:
lovehongkong:
Housemate: “Jen, is there like, a Chinatown in Hong Kong? I mean, there’s like a Chinatown in London and Burma, is there one like that in Hong Kong, where you can get chinese food and stuff?”
lol oh